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LIF Snow Fall Pt. 2LIF Snow Fall Part 2
[Zoe walks into the Moose Lounge. As she enters, she smells cigarette smoke and alcohol. She sighs as she enters. She approaches the bartender.]
Zoe: Hello, my name is Zoe Trent. I just came here and heard that your looking for a new singer.
Bartender: Yes, our last one died from old age. He're a question though missy, do you have a resume?
Zoe: Why of course. [She gives the bartender her resume.]
Bartender: [Reading resume] Seems legit. Usually we have to fill out some other paper work but since your the only person to ever apply for this job in months, so welcome aboard. Your first act begins Wednesday at 9 PM.
LIF Worst Film Intro[N is in his office, writing a short story. Marceline approaches the entrance of Gate-Way.]
N: [Monologue] Nighttime, it's usually a peaceful time when humans can just sleep. What if sleep is something you cannot do on a count of my insomnia. I think I haven't slept in years, I think. How I'm still sane, led alone alive is a mystery. The bright side of continuous insomnia is that at least it allows me to write my short stories which I use to pay for this house and other moderate necessities I indulge myself with.
[N hears Marceline entering his house.]
N: Suddenly, peace of mind requires requiem.
[Marceline enters N's office.]
LIF Slender part 2[N is walking on the train tracks in down town. He observes the area for a moment before he spots a train coming. He steps off the tracks and see's another hooded figure. This figure is staring at him.]
N: Hey, who are you?
[A proxie walks up to him from behind.]
Proxie: The operator comeths.
N: [Shocked] Operator?
[The proxie and the hooded figure walk away.]
[Mabel and Dipper exit the theater.]
Dipper: You didn't see that hoodie guy next to me?
Mabel: I saw him, I didn't see a mask.
Dipper: He wore a mask, or makeup, or something.
[Twilight walks past them.]
Mabel: Hey Twilight.
[Twilight walks up to them.]
Twilight: Hey guys.
LIF Slender part 1[N walks into a local Coffee shop. He sits down for a moment. He see's another hooded figure at a nearby table staring at him. He simply ignores the figure and drinks his coffee.]
[Next door, Mabel and Dipper are at the movie theater, watching Frankenweenie. A hooded figure sits next to them. Dipper is suspicious of the hooded figure while Mabel just watches the movie. The figure then looks at Dipper. Dipper looks away in fear.
[Rigby is picking trash through the park when Slenderman appears from a distance.]
Rigby: Hey Mordecai, look at that guy.
[Mordecai looks at the Slenderman.]
Mordecai: Is he staring at us?
Rigby: I don't know. I
LIF Slender Finale[Mordecai wakes up in Limbo.]
Mordecai: What? Where am I?
Thomas: Slenderman dragged you down here to Limbo.
Thomas: Yeah, this is where people who cant get into heaven or hell go. That is according to the guy sitting next to me.
Banker: Quiet, this is my favorite part.
[The movie playing is Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space. Mordecai sighs.]
[Twilight and the group move into the nearby wood to find the remaining pages. Pinkie Pie eventually splits from the group when she is distracted by a butterfly.]
Twilight: Keep an eye out. The moment we find these last pages, the moment we can get back to our lives.
LIF Worst Film Finale[While N is unconscious from blood loss, he has a dream where he is at a video game store checking out a video game. The clerk approaches him.]
Store Clerk: Hey, your that kid who wrote those one short stories right?
N: Yeah. Are you one of my few fans?
Store Clerk: Few? Dude, you have a cult following for Christ sake. Your like, a celebrity?
[N walks out of the store and see's a large crowd cheering his name. He looks in contempt before he is woken up by a doctor.]
Doctor: Ah, Mr.... N is it?
N: Yeah. What about my name?
[N looks around and see's he is in a hospital.]
Doctor: Well, we were able to a save your hand, althou
LIF Worst Film Pt. 2[N is in the car. Grunkle Stan is driving the car, N is sitting in the front while Mabel and her friends Grenda and Candy. They are fan girl squealing every couple of seconds.]
N: We've been driving for half an hour now. In another couple of minutes we will reach our destination. The girls are only talking about that damn book.
[The girls fan girl squeal]
N: This is worse then ear sodomy. [N observes Grunkle Stan who seems irritated] Even Stan is in much dismay due to their high pitch squeal over a shit vampire book that's rough draft should have been burned instead of published.
[Mordecai and Rigby are the DVD store. They are looking for
LIF Snow Fall Part 3LIF Snow Fall Part 3
[Finn and Jake enter their tree house near the Clare junk yard.]
Finn: Man, today was nuts.
[Finn walks up to a green game boy on a coffee table.]
Finn: Hey BMO, held down the fort?
[In Finn's point of view, BMO is alive and very similar to how he is depicted in the show.]
BMO: Hello Finn, all held.
Jake: Hey dude, the Christmas party starts in 5 minutes.
Finn: Shmowshow, wheres the sweaters?
Jake: In the closets.
[In a nearby tree, Coop from Megas XLR is sitting on a branch. A bowl of chicken wings from KFC is lying next to him while he examines Finn from his tree house with binoculars.]
Coop: Man, I didn't ev
LIF Slender Pt. 3[Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the rake Thomas was using.]
Rigby: Hey, where's Thomas.
Mordecai: His shift is almost over. He probably cut out early.
[Thomas wakes up in a movie theater. A new York banker is sitting next to him.]
Banker: Let me guess, Slenderman got you too?
Thomas: Wait, who are you? Where am I?
Banker: I was a banker of Wall Street you saw a page and then got kidnapped by the slenderman. He dragged you down here to Limbo.
Banker: The first level of hell. Not as bad as the other levels, but still isn't that good. All we do is sit around and watch B movies.
Thomas: So, I'm in hell?
Banker: Pretty much
I wonder if you're enjoying
the curvature of her back.
The spine, a row of ossified crowns
crowded and curved around that defining neural superhighway;
that extension cord,
adventurously connecting the visceral
to the peripheral.
The horseshoe crab vertebrae
scuttle to break through skin at your touch;
a defining shiver.
I see your hands
around the rounded hills of her shoulders.
Scapulae jutting out with the extremity of the bend,
like a chicken's wings.
And the bands of these dorsal muscles
stand up like wings,
cast shadows in the dimples of the pelvis that she lifts;
that will fold o
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